Ladies and gentlemen, the “President” and the First Lady of the United States.
The couch and the potato (self-watering).
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True, that, and, as always, if readers want to request a list of several dozen such “official” unlawful actions Beavis has made as “President”, simply ask for it using the REPLY option at the bottom of this (and every other ASND) page.
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No, that is not a joke. That is Beavis Obiden’s fascism again.
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How many of you know that today, 10/11/22, is (was) Columbus Day? And how many of you know that liberals and Native Americans – tried to get that holiday renamed to “Indigenous People’s Day” for decades? And how many of you know that Beavis Obiden answered his minions’ pagan prayers by “declaring” in 2021 that IPD would, forever more, coincide with Columbus Day?
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Yes, that’s a real sign in a real bakery. But of course, the more important question is why the bakery’s prices went up. Thinking people know – why.
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For those who don’t read, Lauren Boebert is a congresswomen from Colorado and “blue checks” are liberal Twitterphiles (a.k.a. Twits). You can read more about that hoax here.
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You don’t have to because ASND already has.
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Maybe the best Halloween costumes I’ve ever seen. Don’t miss what those wigs are.
Yes, I debated whether that belonged in the Animal section or the Halloween section.
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That could not be inluded in the Me Memes section below because I do not have a son.
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Moving along to liberalism in general…
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Go ahead, make my day. Show me a true conservative who is also a soccer fan. I’ll wait.
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It is also what over five years of liberalism has done to her. See it for yourself.
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Gee (jee), what do you suppose could possibly have changed in the last two years to have caused such a dramatic increase in young atheletes’ deaths? Hmm…
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And liberals. Notice, btw, that the author of that Post is a black American hero.
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Wait, racist Republicans nominated yet – another – black – man for national Senatorial office? What am I missing here? And wait again… How is it that racist Republicans not only nominated but also elected three black U.S. Senators before the “tolerant, progressive” Democrats elected any? And wait again… How is it that racist Republicans started electing black senators well over a century before Democrats did? There clearly must be something wrong with me for knowing all these things while liberals do not. Just ask them.
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Wasn’t sure whether to put that in the Liberalism section or here in the Animals section.
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Hmm… that somehow sounds familiar.
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Probably not. Most of that is due either to local zoning or budgetary limits. But boring is boring regardless of its reason.
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Yes, it’s even toasted. Wow. Who thinks of this stuff?
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No, ASND is not promoting gun use in domestic disputes. At all. This is intended only as humor.
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If you didn’t, you need to look closely at her skin.
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Finally, everyone’s least favorite part of Memeland, the Me Memes.
Another Slow News Day 