Grab a handle or take a seat, folks, this issue of Memeland is gonna be long.
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That map (which can also be clicked on for a zoomable view) displays the current average prices per gallon for gasoline by U.S. state, according to AAA.
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Actually, that meme is less relevant today than it was at the beginning of the summer (when it first started appearing in various forms on meme sites). The following news article citation explains why.
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That article evidentially supports the claim ASND has made here several times that the reason gasoline (but not diesel) prices have come down dramatically is that Beavis Obiden is buying Democrat votes for the November midterm elections with emergency-only oil. ASND was called a conspiracy theorist the first time that prediction was shared here a few weeks ago.
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And a Chinese invasion of Taiwan is inevitable (if not immanent), and Beavis will be 25th by his own Cabinet prior to the midterms (if the price of gasoline increases again), and Europe will splinter on Russian sanctions due to lack of heat for their homes this winter (see several memes below), and…
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Amazingly, even Beavis’ own buttheads now acknowledge these facts.
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Yes, that “news” is now a week old, but just in case anyone missed it, now you know. You’re welcome.
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Who noticed that the first sentence in that meme is missing a question mark while the second sentence has one that it shouldn’t?
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Beavis Obiden is in ALL THREE of those states EVERY DAY!
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Yes, he did. But it is only when his senility speaks the truth for him that liberals admit he is, in fact. senile.
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That was actually not what he said, but I will refrain from inserting a hyperlink here to provide what he actually did say.
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Once again, the Commander in Chief of the U.S. military is…
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And when they finally get here, guess how they move around, and who pays for their trips…
You do.
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Not just any Venezuelans, mind you…
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Jonathan Turley, for those who don’t read, is a professor of Constitutional Law @ Georgetown University in D.C.
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Yes, Beavis Obiden actually did say both of those things before he became a communist.
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In case you missed it, Beavis was late for QEII’s funeral and had to sit in the back of the room. That really happened. The meme, though, tells us what should have happened.
Speaking of Beavis Obiden and Europe…
That map is misleading. No, Europe is far – from unified in its “sanctions” against Putin and this winter is likely to see most of the EU completely bail on their dropping of Nordstream nat gas.
Remember where you read that first.
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At least it’s not another Christmas meme.
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That’s because he doesn’t. More on this below (vis-a-vis Gavin Newsom).
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From Obiden’s idiocies to everyone else who agrees with his idiocies… (a.k.a. liberals).
Really? Stacey Beachball is a biologist? Who, besides Planned Parenthood, knew?
Apparently not any of these biologists.
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That series of falsifications of the filthy liberal “no fetal heartbeat” lie is similar to the series of falsifications of the equally filthy liberal “no one knows when life begins” lie on these – two ASND pages.
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Yes, as usual, many Republicans also voted for that sickeningly hypocritical, evil bill.
Speaking of liberal hypocrisy…
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Bernie Sanders, for those who don’t read. BTW, Sanders — like all socialists — does this every time the subject of socialism comes up.
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ASND tries to include AOC in every issue of Memeland.
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Again, Barack Osatan now lives (mostly) on Martha’s Vinyard, MA.
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Wait, didn’t we just learn a couple weeks ago that Obiden’s Secretary of Transportation — Pete But-judge-me-not — is actually Alfred E. Neuman? What gives here?
Speaking of liberal hypocrisy — where they can judge you but you can’t judge them — how many of you have seen this?
Yes, theological liberals were the ones who popularized (i.e. made mainstream) the false notion that Jesus preached “tolerance” of sin by telling His disciples never to judge others. Like everything else liberals say about Jesus (and about almost everything else in the universe), that, too, is a lie.
Speaking of judging…
Except in the case(s) of liberals. No matter how often most of them are shown the consequences of their own poor judgment, they never gain any experience from it.
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That meme is so good (because it is so true, although not all painkillers have permanent side effects), it is now featured on ASND’s home page.
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Yes, a real news article, just like the next several.
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WRONG! It is never shocking when liberals expose their own love of fascism, like this liberal…
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… and this liberal.
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There is idiocy (which I do often), there is also profound idiocy (which I have done way more than I will admit here), and then there is liberalism’s completely off-the-charts idiocy (which I did only when I was a liberal [i.e. BC]). Diesel engines are racist? That is simply beyond the capacity for rational humans to comprehend. This kind of idiocy isn’t human in origin, it is purely demonic. And Gavin Newsom — who will be running for President next year…
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Demonic wickedness and idiocy, btw, is common in the Democrat party and has been as long as Democrats have been a party.
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Yes, that really happened. Reality in liberalism is often indistinguishable from Memeland fantasy.
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Again, not in any way “shocking.” This is Hollywood. Along with the government schools, the American incubators of liberalism.
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Speaking of Hollywood…
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Actually, there are several – feminists (4th wave?) who now see the inherent evil of transgenderism. Good for them.
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Yes, that is true, but ASND does not yet have that fact published on this page.
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Omitted from that meme was the fact that the “politically motivated murder” was by a liberal against a conservative. Almost ever lamestream left wing media outlet in the country intentionally did exactly the same thing, if they covered the murder at all.
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Missing from that factoid is the critically important addendum that the majority of those deaths were accidents.
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Speaking of teaching our daughters…
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Paul (a former U.S. Congressman), like his son Rand (a current U.S. Senator) is a libertarian. As such, he is usually right on legal and economic matters but often wrong on moral matters, especially the moral responsibility of the able to protect the unable from violent — including military — aggression. As such, Paul (and his son) do not fully grasp the truth in the next meme, limiting it only to military aggression within our own borders.
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Fetterman, running for U.S. Senate in PA is a Soros-sympathizing communist. I inserted this meme for a friend who will not be voting for him.
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Yes, Mitch belongs in the liberalism section. Not every time, but every time he betrays conservatism (which usually [but not always] defined Trump’s presidency). And McConnell is far from the only CINO at the top of the Republican establishment.
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Fear not. There will be more cat memes below. And dog memes too.
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Teachers, of course, are only doing what they’re told — by their districts…
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The dude on the left (pardon the pun) works for Beavis Obiden and the woman on the right (also a pun) works for Virginia voters as the elected, MAGA-supporting Lieutenant Governor.
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ASND has no idea who Alyssa Milano is but those cool people below her in the image might like Memeland. If you know them — or anyone else like them (regardless of their skin color) — feel free to tell them about these pages (and their host site, ASND).
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That’s DR. Sowell to us (Ph.D, Economics). Black American hero par excellence.
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Another black American hero. Just FYI, though, not all black Americans are heroes.
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Yes, that is “stupid.” But it is much, much worse. It is evil, as is all of what liberalism has become.
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That, btw, is why Ozzie Ozbourne moved to the U.S. from Britain over twenty years ago. Guess what he’s doing now?
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Speaking of the English…
No, that is not an actual news article. But it might be someday.
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Just as Jesus has always been imagined and depicted by different ethnicities and cultures in each of their own images (black, brown, yellow, white, etc.), so have been Adam and Eve (who, btw, liberals have claimed for decades “science” has falsified, yet they — as usual — have been proven – wrong themselves). Turns out, though, that — just as Jesus was almost certainly non-white, the real Adam and Eve were almost certainly black.
Speaking of blacks in and around the Bible…
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If you didn’t get a chance to see this video…
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Where do people get the time? Of course, they would ask the same about ASND and Memeland.
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So, would that be classified as “potty humor”?
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Yeah, well, full disclosure, I am currently wearing a belt that has had to be backed off four notches.
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That is both a social commentary on feminine feline-o-philes and a veterinary commentary on felines.
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Speaking of “frickin elephants”, did you know they hate snakes?
When we lived in the South, we used to see those things all the time — though usually on roads, often dead. Apparently they’re harmless, but man, they do get big.
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As usual, last, but hopefully not least, the me memes.
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Guilty, as charged.
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Pretty much every time, I do.
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Change all the “you”s and “your”s to “me”s and “my”s and it becomes 100% true.
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Or allergies. Allergies will do it too. Trust me on this. And speaking of my couch…
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Actually, that was a talk Alcohol and I had many decades ago, but maybe someone else needs to have it now.
Speaking of me many decades ago…
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Absolutely the back. The very back. For years.
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Some things never change.
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Another Slow News Day 