ASND started each of the last two Memeland Posts with well deserved Liz Cheney laughs.

A similar story involving the firing of a lying leftist posing as an objective moderate — for years — also made big news this week, spawning dozens of hilarious memes. In the interest of brevity, however, only one will be published here. At least today.

If you don’t know who that is (was), spend more time reading. ASND is not your social studies teacher.
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As I published that image, literally exactly as I published it, my wife ate our last chocolate chip cookie. Yes, really. You can ask her.
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And, exactly as I published that meme, my wife and I watched an NFL cornerback knock down a beautiful pass from the opposing quarterback, saving a likely touchdown bomb. Preseason, though. Didn’t matter at all, which many would say is true of all NFL games now. Especially now.
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Amazingly, exactly as I published this meme (as my wife switched over to news from the football game, something I do a lot too) I learned that Beavis Obiden is having a wall built around his beach house too. Yes, another Twilight Zone coincidence, all of these while publishing these memes.
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That’s actually yet another weird coincidence. I was thinking the very same thing as I sat down to shop for memes today (that not much had happened in the last couple days). Then I saw this. Great minds really do think alike.
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Yes, that is another example of intellectual syncretism among great thinkers. Several regular readers know that I have been calling Joe Obiden “Beavis” since he was inaugurated. Then I saw this meme. Another trip to the Twilight Zone of Coincidence.
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Yes, that, too, is another trip into the Coincidence Zone. Some regular readers here are familiar with my own record on “conspiracy” predictions, some of which will be coming due in the next 3-4 months. For me to keep my near-perfect record the Democrats will have to replace Beavis Obiden with either Barack Osatan, or his wife Mitchell, or Hitlary Clinton… AND China will have to invade Taiwan. If the price of gasoline continues to drop (meaning the Republicans will have a much more difficult task at recapturing the Congress in November), then Beavis will likely remain in the White House. If Xi Zinping is told by the CCP that he will be “re-elected” then he will not need to begin the Taiwan invasion this year (though he will eventually). Both could happen and I will look like a fool. Or not. We shall see.
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Someone please explain to me when rednecks started buying Volkswagen Beetles.
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If you don’t know why that meme is as much true as it is both sickening and amusing, this should help.
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OF COURSE! Why didn’t anyone realize that 2,000 years ago? It’s so obvious.
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